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Posted by petlover
February 18, 2008 |
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Hi, my name is Chip and I’m hear to say,
My life is great, especially when I’m getting my way.
I like to greet you with a sniff and a big wet one,
Who can deny that I’m so darn cute and a lot of fun!
Well, let me just begin by telling you a few things about myself. 
First of all, I am one big tough beast and the king of a little place I like to call home. After I have intimidated you with my ferociousness, I like to show my softer side by rolling on your feet and sitting on your lap. I have heard that humans like to treat dogs like children, so I cuddle in their laps like a little baby. It seems to make everyone happy (especially me). Well, a little pampering never hurt anyone!!!
Second, I know I am man’s best friend but sometimes I am very confused about my identity. It’s a bird…It’s a plane…No, it’s Super Chip. I mean I know that I can save the entire world when I’m called to duty, but I’m just confused as to why this part of my life has to be undercover. After all, I feel so powerful and in charge when I’m wearing the cape – I know I’m Top Dog! And, to tell you the truth, I know I look rather handsome in my red cape and the babes dig it!
Last but not least, I have a great sense of humor. I love to 
slowly (inconspicuously) inch my way up to the edge of board games that the family is playing. Then, all of a sudden, I roll across the board game, drawing all the attention where it should be – ON ME! It is just hilarious. In case you doubt my humor, here’s a little joke for you. What did Minnie say when Mickey asked if she was listening? I’m all ears so pbbbbbbbl!
Comments
my 110lb lab thinks he’s about 25lb. He gets stuck in chairs all the time
Chip you’re my sort of guy and you take a great picture! (I love your sense of humor too)